tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28116374025028624142011-07-08T06:31:21.055+02:00Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.comBlogger191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-10378261969233593842009-06-07T19:03:00.001+02:002009-06-07T19:03:55.691+02:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kOr3aLOHdUU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kOr3aLOHdUU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-1037826196923359384?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-80307046252578654722009-05-26T02:30:00.000+02:002009-05-26T02:31:43.635+02:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rtSv6rnQkqE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rtSv6rnQkqE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-8030704625257865472?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-39624291271157738432009-04-11T13:51:00.000+02:002009-04-11T13:52:06.505+02:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hp7eUOsUqh4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=es&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hp7eUOsUqh4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=es&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-3962429127115773843?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-3211180249175216482009-03-20T02:42:00.001+01:002009-03-20T02:45:04.666+01:00"Yo no soy productivo, soy español."<br /><br />Sr. Pereza.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-321118024917521648?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-38840462933904892132009-03-06T22:04:00.002+01:002009-03-07T03:13:12.738+01:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1Wi8w187rDc/SbHXu04eA9I/AAAAAAAAAIM/A68LUaLN_MA/s1600-h/n1556583238_189914_3376657.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310262635115971538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1Wi8w187rDc/SbHXu04eA9I/AAAAAAAAAIM/A68LUaLN_MA/s400/n1556583238_189914_3376657.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="justify">Dedicado a la gentuza con la que he pasado casi un par de meses.<br />Gracias!</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">P.D. No están todos los que son.</div><br /><div align="justify"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-3884046293390489213?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-33931128588870077232009-03-06T22:03:00.003+01:002009-03-06T22:04:48.899+01:00<div align="justify">El otro día salgo de casa y en 3 minutos casi me atropellan dos coches...<br />Cabrones!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-3393112858887007723?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-62730790178203824542009-02-23T11:43:00.001+01:002009-02-23T11:44:45.741+01:00<div align="justify">Cruce de vecinos en escalera vecinal:<br /><br />Vecino 1: "Buenos días."<br /><br />Vecino 2: ...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-6273079017820382454?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-43304613202292539302009-01-16T18:15:00.000+01:002009-01-16T18:16:17.916+01:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nkpNkBFUKMM&hl=es&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nkpNkBFUKMM&hl=es&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-4330461320229253930?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-68579624367725976082009-01-09T01:02:00.000+01:002009-01-09T01:03:09.028+01:00¡Y eso que es mío!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-6857962436772597608?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-46668301852042800792008-12-05T21:48:00.001+01:002008-12-05T21:50:32.224+01:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hoo_nauS_VY&hl=es&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hoo_nauS_VY&hl=es&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cuatro.com/microsites/el_hormiguero/">www.cuatro.com/microsites/el_hormiguero</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-4666830185204280079?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-86510902071832032962008-11-27T14:23:00.000+01:002008-11-27T14:24:21.089+01:00¡Hágase la luz!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-8651090207183203296?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-52025582214497497082008-11-05T15:53:00.001+01:002008-11-05T15:53:41.261+01:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2fZHou18Cdk&hl=es&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2fZHou18Cdk&hl=es&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-5202558221449749708?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-128511651458974092008-10-17T14:30:00.002+02:002008-10-17T14:56:43.106+02:00"Lo peor de la humanidad son los hombres y las mujeres"<br /><br />Enrique Jardiel Poncela, (1901-1952). Escritor español.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-12851165145897409?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-45064196333841095532008-10-06T18:23:00.001+02:002008-10-06T18:24:45.152+02:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1Wi8w187rDc/SOo7vWMPeAI/AAAAAAAAAGw/AYBZecOPHDo/s1600-h/No_evolution.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254077599877920770" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1Wi8w187rDc/SOo7vWMPeAI/AAAAAAAAAGw/AYBZecOPHDo/s400/No_evolution.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-4506419633384109553?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-36036898732934577762008-09-28T02:52:00.003+02:002008-09-28T02:56:50.323+02:00<p align="center"><object height="225" width="400"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=877053&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1"><br /> <embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=877053&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object></p><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/877053?pg=embed&amp;sec=877053">A SHORT LOVE STORY IN STOP MOTION</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/carloslascano?pg=embed&amp;sec=877053">Carlos Lascano</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/?pg=embed&amp;sec=877053">Vimeo</a>.<br /><br />Sólo una palabra Carlos, Gracias.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.carloslascano.com/">www.carloslascano.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-3603689873293457776?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-35537769011711987222008-08-30T19:48:00.006+02:002008-10-13T16:11:42.123+02:00<div align="justify">Señoras y señores de Media Markt:<br /><br />Les ruego que reconsideren la campaña de publicidad de sus productos de los últimos meses y despidan al merluzo orgásmico que aparece en los anuncios. Es de esas personas a las que te gustaría apalear si te las cruzaras por la calle.<br /><br />Gracias.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-3553776901171198722?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-80408222073353285812008-07-03T02:01:00.010+02:002008-07-03T03:03:52.746+02:00<div align="justify">Está decidido, este es el coche que me compraré:</div><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify"></div><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218571545780476498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1Wi8w187rDc/SGwXK_U02lI/AAAAAAAAAGg/FNCeTEhl8Sw/s400/2839_G.jpg" border="0" /></p><p align="justify">Sólo cuesta 275.779€. Un mileurista cagón como yo, que tiene que comer, vestirse, vivir bajo techo etc, tardaría en pagarlo (sin intereses) unos 95 años. Así que si me lo compro ahora acabaré de pagarlo a los 121 años. Por supuesto, que me entierren con él.</p><div align="justify">Otra opción es que me toquen los euromillones. La última persona agraciada con el sorteo se puede comprar 210 coches como este. 19950 años de un mileurista para pagarlos. Menuda esperanza de vida!<br /><br />Aunque la realidad es otra, yo quiero el BMW Gina. Si llega a comercializarse no quiero imaginar el pastizal que debe costar. Ved y enamoraos de Gina. <div align="justify"></div>.<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kTYiEkQYhWY&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xf6f6fa&amp;color2=0x999999"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kTYiEkQYhWY&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xf6f6fa&amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-8040822207335328581?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-61245171986787194622008-06-30T12:46:00.005+02:002008-06-30T23:19:22.757+02:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1Wi8w187rDc/SGi5vnDyewI/AAAAAAAAAGY/FqCpeTDEy6Q/s1600-h/03.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217624395898583810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1Wi8w187rDc/SGi5vnDyewI/AAAAAAAAAGY/FqCpeTDEy6Q/s400/03.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="justify">Albelda, Albiol, Angulo, Antonio López, Arbeloa, Capdevila, Casillas, Cazorla, Cesc, De la Red, Fernando Navarro, Güiza, Iniesta, Javi Navarro, Joaquín, Juanito, Luis García, Marchena, Michel Salgado, Morientes, Oubiña, Pablo, Palop, Pernía, Puerta, Puyol, Ramos, Raúl, Reina, Riera, Senna, Sergio García, Silva, Soldado, Tamudo, Torres, Villa, Xavi, Xabi Alonso. Aragonés.<br /><br />Pudimos!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-6124517198678719462?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2811637402502862414.post-73559623454862999132008-06-23T18:04:00.008+02:002008-07-23T13:06:09.926+02:00<div align="justify">Popping: estilo de baile basado en las rápidas contracciones y relajaciones de los músculos del cuerpo (pops) al compás de la música. Mezcla de estilos funk, hip-hop, mímica...<br /><br />Este es Robert Muraine, un popper de Los Angeles. Lo descubrí por casualidad y no me canso de verlo.</div><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dpMCYiaxzds&rel=0&color1=0xf6f6fa&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dpMCYiaxzds&rel=0&color1=0xf6f6fa&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2811637402502862414-7355962345486299913?l=srpereza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sr. Perezahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12604895948204563795noreply@blogger.com0